January 2012
butterflynet:
kermitthefrrog:
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
I just laughed at this until my stomach and throat hurt and tears came out of my eyes and then I calmed down but then I looked at it again and died again and Bryon looked over and said “honey you need to move on”
All...
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“Enter you, the lucky guy who is thrilled at the prospect of a non-clingy...”
– 5 Feminist Demands She Wants You to Ignore | Fox News
Dude. Bro. Jeeeeze.
(via hijinksensued)
“‘No’ is just a ‘yes’ in disguise,” amirite y’all?
(via isnteverything)
Wait a second. This is real? This isn’t from the Onion or some shit? The person who wrote this wasn’t joking? ARE YOU...
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THIS AMAZING 17-YEAR-OLD BITCH FROM FROM...
She killed it, too.
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jakefogelnest:
Don’t worry, you guys. Ted Leo...
“Your first time out of the country
of your own skin, I didn’t bring a map.
...”
– Heather Sommer, Traveler (via grammatolatry)
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“I’ll talk to you later, wine-hands.”
– I’m not going to give you a context for this.
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“Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never...”
– Dorothy Parker, “Experience” (via aconybell)
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aconybell:
Honey, Drop The Knife // Lullaby For...
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It's Jen's birthday!
GO FUCKING WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Wednesday Trivia:
If you let wintergreen Altoids sit at the bottom of your purse for three months, they’ll taste just like those gross white Sweethearts and do nothing for your breath. Happy Valen-times Day!
douglasmartini asked: I have a question, and I promise I'm not trying to antagonize you when I ask this: Do you think you would have been offended if you liked Tune-Yards? Because sometimes we subconsciously form ideological and/or intellectual arguments to support our lack of fondness for an artist. I'm definitely not telling you what you should be offended by, but I personally think (at least from listening...
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If I had any money I would be ordering Salon...
The end.
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I made you breakfast!
I hope you like it crispy cause it is burned.
Watchrachelsuzanna:
I haven’t had time to watch Drew Peterson: UNTOUCHABLE, but this is enough, right?
This movie was amazing.
I’ll make margaritas with you any day, Kaley Cuoco.
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Tuesday Things:
Accompishments:
-Got to class on time despite lingering at home to watch the Academy Award Nominations -Stopped hating Jennifer Lawrence* -Took very thorough notes in psychology -Used the college library to study for the first time ever in my life (did my reading for Am Gov’t and took notes on it) -Took very thorough notes in government. -Reminded government professor of Stringer...
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“A lot of people ask me, ‘Are you eating cookies late at night?’ And I say, ‘Of...”
– Eric Wareheim (via holyghostpreachers)
bluelunchbox asked: I know, we both really want to, but we have limited time! What's your favorite place(s) in Austin? That's where Haley really wants to go.
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in-backyards:
Rilo Kiley, “A Better...
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See Effie's Style In Action
sassyfontaine:
thecapitolcouture:
SEE EFFIE’S STYLE IN ACTION
From head to stylish toe, Effie is an expert at mixing party-perfect with on-the-job chic.
But OF COURSE Effie would wear McQueen…
OH GOD.
