Subject: Shitty Nick Kroll
To whom it may concern:
The world’s shittiest Nick Kroll came into your Optical Center on the morning of June 3, 2013. More specifically, he was a nerdy-looking asshole who was neither funny nor charming. Please take appropriate steps to ban all shitty Nicks Kroll from your facilities in the future.
Heather Kelly-Laws, Member Number 067XXXXX